This is Interesting

Ever felt cluttered in your own room, and found insanity swirling about?

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I Grew Up With That

I woke up this morning and went to use the restroom. As I’m doing my business, I heard a very loud crack and then what sounded like a possible tree falling over. It sounded as though it was in such an extremely close proximity to the bathroom window, and so I thought for a second, “Could that have been my tree? The tree that has been there since before I moved into this house over a decade ago? Nah, impossible!”

As I finished up in the restroom, I heard my brother open the back door. I followed out to the backyard, and sure enough, with so many apricots scattered across the lawn, the apricot tree in my backyard had fallen. Was the apricot growth too plentiful, as what happened with the old plum trees that are no longer there? All I have left is a lemon tree now. All the tasty fruits are gone now. Well, at least I have a source of citrus in this southern California citrus quarantine.

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kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

swiss fuckin cheese! HA!

TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

OH MY GOD MY SIDES HURT!

Why does this remind me of you Cassie….. HAHAHAHA.

MY STOMACH. I CAN’T BREATH.

I AM IN PAIN. SEND OXYGEN. CALL 911.

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nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

Holy fucking shit bro. lololololololol.

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