According to this, in 60 years from today, we try to annex Canada.
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According to this, in 60 years from today, we try to annex Canada.
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I woke up this morning and went to use the restroom. As I’m doing my business, I heard a very loud crack and then what sounded like a possible tree falling over. It sounded as though it was in such an extremely close proximity to the bathroom window, and so I thought for a second, “Could that have been my tree? The tree that has been there since before I moved into this house over a decade ago? Nah, impossible!”
As I finished up in the restroom, I heard my brother open the back door. I followed out to the backyard, and sure enough, with so many apricots scattered across the lawn, the apricot tree in my backyard had fallen. Was the apricot growth too plentiful, as what happened with the old plum trees that are no longer there? All I have left is a lemon tree now. All the tasty fruits are gone now. Well, at least I have a source of citrus in this southern California citrus quarantine.

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Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death
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LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
swiss fuckin cheese! HA!
TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
OH MY GOD MY SIDES HURT!
Why does this remind me of you Cassie….. HAHAHAHA.
MY STOMACH. I CAN’T BREATH.
I AM IN PAIN. SEND OXYGEN. CALL 911.
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Arctic Butterfly | Northern lights on Glacier Lagoon, Jokulsarlon, Iceland
© Iceland Aurora (Photo Tours)
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One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
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this is my new favorite video
Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)New favorite thing to say when disappointed.
Holy fucking shit bro. lololololololol.
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Newly made pencils being sharpened at the factory - Imgur帆足剛彦
I have been staring at this for far too long.
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